Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts

Friday, January 7, 2011

Today’s t-shirts love breakfast meats

True love can be found at your local coffee shop and it’s sitting right there next to the eggs and the hash browns. Shout to the world about your love of bacon. It’s so greasy so salty so fatty so good. Meat candy joy will be had and worn with this bacon lovers design!





Bonus Apron!

Wednesday, October 20, 2010

Today’s Halloween Shirts and Gifts are a Treat no Trick!

Get ready for Halloween with todays tasty mega post! Add our designs to your costume or just wear them all month (or year) long to let everyone know you love Halloween! Don’t forget to purchase the world’s coolest trick or treat bag! No toothbrushes allowed. That goes for you too pencils!

The official I forgot a costume costume!






















Want more Halloween? There are more designs at Another Fort
and The Retro Fort!

Saturday, May 8, 2010

Today’s T-shirt is Super Classy

Today’s T-shirt is yet another example of the classiest travel tees ever!

Donner Pass. Why not stop for a bite? Tasteless you say, Well I guess you have never been driving on Highway 80 and found yourself getting hungry near Truckee. It's not like they don't have any fast food or anything. Anyway enjoy this travel design. Get one for your mom I am sure she will enjoy the subtle humor it implies.

Sunday, April 11, 2010

Lasso Today's tee for yourself!

Things are not just bigger in Texas, they are more Texan! This design looks great with your cowboy hat, and boots so get into that ole Lone star State spirit already!

Friday, April 2, 2010

The Swanky Guide to the Jetset Life

http://www.squidoo.com/TheSwankyJetsetLens

We have another great website for you to visit. Let special guest editor J. Price Abernathy Sr. Esq. be your guide to the Jetset life. Get great tips on Living the High Life, The hottest Jetset destinations, Nightlife, Lessons learned from Hollywood, style tips and more in this funny parody of all things 1960s.

If you lived through the 1960s, have heard of the 1960s or just watch Madmen this website is for you!

Wednesday, March 31, 2010

Shoes of the Day: Best Bacon Shoes Ever!

You have seen the bacon wallet now you can rock some bacon shoes! These are the only bacon shoes I have seen that come in men’s sizes and as high tops! Plus No pigs were harmed in the making of this tasty design it’s an illustration. Remember to have a greasy breakfast and a happy day and to always wear your bacon shoes! Meat Candy!



Wednesday, March 3, 2010

Get Lucky with Today’s McT-shirt

There’s Mcdreamy, Mcsteamy, McLovin, McDonalds, and even McDowells home of the golden arcs. This Saint Patrick’s day get lucky: McLucky with this funny tee. It goes great for that party you are going to at somebody’s McMansion.

Monday, March 1, 2010

T-shirt of the Day!

Do you ever find yourself watching one of those singer competitions and notice that all the criticism sounds pretty much the same after a while? I mean what does pitchy even mean dawg? Aren’t we living in the days of auto tune anyway? Perhaps you should just vote for the worst singer or the one with the most interesting fingernails. Then go buy yourself a cd by William Hung or maybe one of the Kardashians.

Saturday, February 27, 2010

Today's tee: A Classic for book fans everywhere!

Sometimes lit happens!
Today's t-shirt is a classic saying with a literary twist. It's perfect for avid readers, writers, librarians, booksellers and more. One day you sit down in front of your computer and suddenly Lit Happens! Or you crack open that novel you just bought and boom Lit Happens! It’s unavoidable so celebrate your love of lit with our shirt of the day!

Friday, February 26, 2010

Today’s T-shirt: Winter’s last gasp

It’s still cold and pretty dreary, so let this funny snowman shirt make you feel cheery! You always need to watch out when it’s the heat of the moment!

Thursday, February 25, 2010

Today's T-shirts: Let's Ski!

Here is a double shot of vintage style skiing shirts just for you.
So Far Sno Good! Just watch out for that….Doh!



Today’s shirt has some vintahe early 80’s style just for you. See you on the slopes!

Monday, February 22, 2010

Go backstage with our shirt of the day!

Concert Season will be here before you know it, and you need something to wear when you are camped out waiting for tickets. Don’t be a weenie and get your mom to buy you tickets off the internet. The web is for buying shirts not tickets. You will need something to wear when you hang out in that tent overnight in front of that record store. (I know, I know, what’s a record store and uh what’s a record?) This design not only has style but it may just help you get backstage. (OK so it probably won’t but hey maybe. How are your flirting skills?) Why try to win backstage passes when you can get one good at any concert instead?

Saturday, February 20, 2010

Todays tee is for mystery lovers

Just because the butler was spotted in the billiards room holding a candlestick doesn't mean he is the culprit. Today’s shirt is perfect for wearing while you read the newest penny dreadful, or if you are busy penning something hardboiled with a red herring or two or even when you are just kicking back and playing a game of Clue or Scotland Yard. It doesn’t take a resident of 221B Baker street to deduce that this shirt is a must buy for mystery fans.



Bonus embroidered cap!

Friday, February 19, 2010

Today's Tee bowl with Soul!

This is one of our oldest designs (the word is classic my friend classic) but we think it still has soul. The next time you go bowling add some soul to your style. You don’t even have to go to a real bowling alley. Just turn on that sports video game play some Barry or Marvin on your ipod and put on this groovy shirt. Add more soul to your bowl today!

Monday, February 15, 2010

Olympic Inspired Shirts of the Day

Go for the win!
It’s Olympics time again and that means a shirt for the athlete in all of us. So they didn’t invite you to march in the parade and you didn’t qualify for any sport you can still show your team spirit while you sit back on the couch with a cold one. What's more fun than the thrill of competing in some sport every four years? Watching someone else compete on TV of course. So kick back, grab a cold drink and give yourself an award for all that quality time you spend with your recliner. You deserve it.



Tuesday, February 9, 2010

The Daily Tee presents: 80’s Comebacks!

Here is a totally random list of things that made a comeback in the 80s!


Gumby and Pokey
Charm Bracelets
The Beach Boys

Like it or not, Kokomo was actually their biggest hit. I think it was also named cheesiest song ever!
Troll Dolls
Skinny Ties
Ray Ban sunglasses

This trend also launched a thousand knockoffs. I think I used to have a checkered pair when I was 10. I am not ashamed, in fact I want them back!
Roy Orbison
You Got It now stuck in your head.
Converse All Star Sneakers
The Ford Mustang

Wait what? You were satisfied with the Mustang II?
Donnie Osmond
Before there was Sade’s soldier of Love thre was Donnie Osmond’s Soldier of Love. Just admit you totally remember this song!
The San Francisco 49ers
The song Stand By Me

As revisited in the classic movie of the same name.
The Monkees (yes those Monkees!)
Back in the 80’s Nickelodeon was just starting up and had no original programs. Before Doug, or Clarissa or Pete and Pete or even Double dare they showed approximately 2 things. Endless marathons of You Can’t Do That On Television and old reruns of the Monkees. From what I remember every episode of the Monkees was the same. The monkees were all running away from a guard at a movie studio, or a TV studio or something then they would do an impromptu concert at the end.

Monday, February 8, 2010

80's week! t-shirt of the day!

We are going back to the 80’s all week long.

So if you ever get that Delorean time machine working you are going to need to bring back a souvenir from your travels. Today’s shirt represents 1983 as in I went back in time to 1985 and all I got was this stupid t-shirt. No flux capacitator required for purchase. This design looks extra radical when paired with high tops, legwarmers and some hot pink ray bans!

Saturday, February 6, 2010

Movie Inspired T-shirt of the day!

Saving Ferris is so 1995. It’s time to put away your ska cds and pog collection and save something cute and fuzzy. Save Ferrets! Save one today, take him on a tour of Chicago. He needs to visit the museum, jeer the players at a baseball game, feature him in a parade, and take that ferret for a ride in your friend’s Dad's rare Italian sportscar. Save a ferret today.

Thursday, February 4, 2010

T-shrt of the day!

Count on Monte Christo

This one is an oldie but a goodie. Not unlike the classic sandwich. That 70’s show has mentioned it, Lorelai Gilmore has mocked it but once you have experienced the wonder and the glory of the delicious totally fried concoction known as the Monte Christo you will never forget it. It’s a lunchtime staple at the Blue Bayou, Disneyland’s best restaurant (unless you count Club 33, which Disneyland claims doesn’t exist!) So get into that N’awlins spirit and count on Monte Christo!