Today’s T-shirt thinks satellite radio is totally overrated

Pirate radio is everyone’s favorite kind of radio. So swab your decks, grab your parrot, walk that plank and turn it up! Arrrrrrr!

Today’s t-shirt features crunchy guitars and power chords.

Come on people lets get get together and celebrate the good vibes of Peace Love and Powerpop.

Nearly Free Band names!

So you have a band but you lack a name. It’s a common problem. I don’t have this problem, I think of band names all the time. The trouble is I will probably never actually be in a band. I am sort of tone deaf probably, well maybe not but I do have the range of 1/16th of an octave so I am not lead singer material. I don’t own a guitar or actually know how to play one and I have smallish hands. Have you ever seen Jimi Hendrix’s hands, they are huge! I mean damn, if you haven’t go look at a photo now and see what I mean.

Also the only thing I know how to play is the piano and I forgot how to read music and the only song I still remember part of is Chariots of Fire. Oh wait I forgot about Vacation Bible School (Don’t mock me for attending I know you did too and you had to watch Davey and Goliath on the rainy days.) Anyway I also have experience with hand bells and those plastic recorders that were only capable of one super shrill note no matter with holes you covered with your fingers.

Not to keep rambling but I Guess you have figured out that being in a band is not part of my destiny. Unless you need me to hold a tambourine and occasionally go Sha La la. That I can do.

So I have decided to almost give away my band names. All you need to do is have every band member buy one of my hilarious t-shirts. Yes it has to be a t-shirt buttons, magnets and postcards don’t count. Think of it as an investment. If you take the name and don’t buy the shirts I won’t find out but Rock n Roll Karma will get you somehow. You don’t want to mess with the Gods of rock trust me.

Also I hold no responsibility if another band has the name or if someone claims they have a trademark on it. (Like why Chicago Transit Authority had to change it’s name to Chicago. Not that I am claiming I listen to Chicago, because except for that 1 song-ewww!) Anyway How am I to know which ones are taken? I don’t have ESP just a vintage 1960s copy of the Kreskin’s ESP game. (This is probably trademarked so don’t use it ok)

So anyway onto the band names. Don’t see one you like? Don’t worry this will be an ongoing series.

SPORK
This one is probably trademarked by the plastic utensil people but I have just always thought it would make a cool name. You could always spell it S.P.O.R.K. and claim its an acronym.

Should Coulda and the Woulda’s

Torpid Liver
This one comes from a haunted pizza place with old timey 1800 ads decoupaged all over the table top. Almost all of the ads would have made for cool goth metal screamo something-core band names but Torpid Liver is the only one I remember right now.

Elbow and the Greasers
Yes pompadours are required. Even on the girls.

I flooded Grandma’s basement

The Neglectarinos!
Yes this one is a Simpson’s reference which is a fast track to success ala Fallout Boy and to a lesser degree Evergreen Terrace. If you take it you should be in a pop punk band and your first cd should be called Hiddley Ho Negletarinos!

Amsterdamnnation

Frogen and the Yozurts

Tequila Mockingbird
This would also work as a book. Either way buy a damn shirt! (Is this name already being used by an adult movie actress? I sure hope not.)

Lucy in the Sky with Dynamite

Ventura and the Sepulvedas

I am trying to come up with a pretentious sentence to name my emo band with but am failing miserably.
Guyliner required.

Dementors’ Kiss

Today’s t-shirt wants you to sing along

Rock and Roll Forever! Get out your lighter and swing it side to side. Are you singing along? Good. Now don't forget to buy something with this design that features a rock and a roll. Mmmm cinnamon roll.

Today’s t-shirt dedicates this next one to you!

Concert season is here. Get ready with this official looking logo of concert-dom. Sing every word to that anthem and don’t inhale to much of that smell wafting your way.



Where's your lighter at? Rock on with this cool rock and roll logo. It’s perfect for a concert or anytime. Let the world know you still rock on! See you at the arena

The Daily Tee Presents Shoes of the Day!

Guitars on Shoes! What more could you possibly want? Strum in style, go to a concert have your own concert. Don’t forget the amp!

T-shirt of the Day!

Do you ever find yourself watching one of those singer competitions and notice that all the criticism sounds pretty much the same after a while? I mean what does pitchy even mean dawg? Aren’t we living in the days of auto tune anyway? Perhaps you should just vote for the worst singer or the one with the most interesting fingernails. Then go buy yourself a cd by William Hung or maybe one of the Kardashians.

Go backstage with our shirt of the day!

Concert Season will be here before you know it, and you need something to wear when you are camped out waiting for tickets. Don’t be a weenie and get your mom to buy you tickets off the internet. The web is for buying shirts not tickets. You will need something to wear when you hang out in that tent overnight in front of that record store. (I know, I know, what’s a record store and uh what’s a record?) This design not only has style but it may just help you get backstage. (OK so it probably won’t but hey maybe. How are your flirting skills?) Why try to win backstage passes when you can get one good at any concert instead?

Today's Tee bowl with Soul!

This is one of our oldest designs (the word is classic my friend classic) but we think it still has soul. The next time you go bowling add some soul to your style. You don’t even have to go to a real bowling alley. Just turn on that sports video game play some Barry or Marvin on your ipod and put on this groovy shirt. Add more soul to your bowl today!

The Daily Tee presents: 80’s Comebacks!

Here is a totally random list of things that made a comeback in the 80s!


Gumby and Pokey
Charm Bracelets
The Beach Boys
Like it or not, Kokomo was actually their biggest hit. I think it was also named cheesiest song ever!
Troll Dolls
Skinny Ties
Ray Ban sunglasses
This trend also launched a thousand knockoffs. I think I used to have a checkered pair when I was 10. I am not ashamed, in fact I want them back!
Roy Orbison
You Got It now stuck in your head.
Converse All Star Sneakers
The Ford Mustang
Wait what? You were satisfied with the Mustang II?
Donnie Osmond
Before there was Sade’s soldier of Love thre was Donnie Osmond’s Soldier of Love. Just admit you totally remember this song!
The San Francisco 49ers
The song Stand By Me
As revisited in the classic movie of the same name.
The Monkees (yes those Monkees!)
Back in the 80’s Nickelodeon was just starting up and had no original programs. Before Doug, or Clarissa or Pete and Pete or even Double dare they showed approximately 2 things. Endless marathons of You Can’t Do That On Television and old reruns of the Monkees. From what I remember every episode of the Monkees was the same. The monkees were all running away from a guard at a movie studio, or a TV studio or something then they would do an impromptu concert at the end.