Today’s t-shirts love breakfast meats

True love can be found at your local coffee shop and it’s sitting right there next to the eggs and the hash browns. Shout to the world about your love of bacon. It’s so greasy so salty so fatty so good. Meat candy joy will be had and worn with this bacon lovers design!





Bonus Apron!

Get serious with this business card.

It’s perfect for dietitians, cardiac surgeons, lawyers, morticians, hostage negotiators, air traffic controllers, and more. Your Dad never had a business card this cool.



It’s time to get down to business with this unique business card. Get your name out in cheeky fried food style. Will you win some business card drawings, I can’t say but who wouldn’t want to reach for the bacon! Bring home the bacon with the bacon business card.

Unleash your inner brat with the shirt of the day!

Never grew out of that problem child stage? Throw yourself a tantrum, embrace your issues and get down with this problem adult design. You know you want to. Makes a subtle gift too!

Today’s shirts go awesome under a tux or bridesmaid dress!

Sorry about the lack of posts as of late. I had to go be in a wedding. Sadly it was not my own for now I remain married to the job of bringing the world hilarious gifts and t-shirts they don’t buy nearly enough of. (Tell all your friends and their friends too. Subtle hint! Anyone out there know how to put subliminal messages into a blog? Buy buy buy!) Anyway to make up for it please enjoy these brand new tuxedo themed t-shirts.



Why rock just any tuxedo shirt when you can rock the powder blue 1970s ruffled tuxedo shirt? Be formal and casual in one easy comfortable step. Sorry, Platform shoes, disco ball and 8-track player not available at this time.



Why rock just any tuxedo shirt when you can rock the bacon ruffled Tuxedo shirt? Show your love for the most majestic of breakfast foods and be formal and casual in one easy comfortable step.

T-Shirt of the Day: Horseboy!

The internet map photo sensation is now a shirt! Are you horseboy? Who is horseboy? Show your love for the half man and half horse from Scotland. Horseboy he’s like a reverse centaur or something.



We also have great gifts and shirts with just horseboy on them.



Oh and they go great with this shirt:



More about horseboy is here

Today’s shirt is so 90’s!

It's not the decade you expect!
I love the 90’s. The handlebar mustaches, the player pianos, those stylin’ straw hats, the barbershop quartets, those sassy hoopskirts, and of course those penny farthing bicycles with a giant wheel and a little wheel. Who doesn’t love the nineties? Nobody. So wear this design to your local mercantile, blacksmith, apothecary or tavern on Main Street. Go on show a little ankle if you are daring just don’t get thrown in the paddy wagon for shocking everyone!



Anybody remember back in the day when Wendy’s had these tables that were covered with ads from an old sears catalog? While you were waiting for your food you could look at the ads for moustache kits, crazy corsets, penny farthing bicycles, and water closets where the flusher was way up near the ceiling. Wendy’s so needs to bring them back! I even remember I had a friend who had this bathroom wallpaper that was copied from old sears catalog pages.

Today's tee: Those Vikings had style.

Solve all of your problems with help from this t-shirt celebrating Solvang, America's number one Danish Hamlet. Wear it as you eat a pastry, a cookie or some spit pea soup by the windmill.



Solvang Info



Here is a bonus Danish link for anyone who has ever traveled down highway 5 or Highway 101 from the Bay Area to Los Angeles.
http://www.peasoupandersens.net/restaurant.shtml>

Now go get yourself some split pea soup and a crayon!

Hey Kids! It's time for more stupid humor!

Who says sorting laundry isn't fun? It is when you have a classic sock ball fight!


Accept no imitations get the original I tried it at home shirt right here!
Doing all your own stunts is so 2002. Don't try it at home. Funny stick figure on fire shirt is perfect for anyone with a sense of humor and a lack of common sense

The daily Tee Presents A salute to stupid celebrity humor!

Are celebrities still obsessed with Kaballah and red strings and quasi-real religions? Yes, yes they are, and all of their guru’s are telling them that this look is the must have for
2010. After all they need to get the word back out about the Kabballah, the yogalates, the bran, protein, soy, macrobiotic, hummus, hot coconut oil fiber cookie diet and all the other staples of celebrity-dom that some have let fallen by the wayside. So omg! be trendy and hip get seen and spotted in this. Bring sexy back and tweet all about it!

The daily Tee Presents Another salute to stupid humor!

It’s time once again to get stupid and maybe even a little crude with these intellectual tees! Truly humor does not get more sophisticated than this. So buy one for all your intellectual friends to wear in the think tank!



You cannot see this shirt. It is a stealth shirt. It's the bomb, or at least the bomber. Not that it matters because you cannot see this shirt.



The Colorblindness test is now available on a shirt or gift. No need to pay high optometry fees just buy this funny shirt. No it is not just a big grey dot. It says something!

Random thought of the day

What if they moved the playboy mansion to the Winchester Mystery house? All of the bimbos would either instantly fall down the door to nothing or permanently lock themselves in the seance room. It might make the tour more interesting but all those empty voids between the ears of each bunny might scare away the spirits for good.

Grab a chip and dig into the shirt of the day!

When dips go bad they go really really bad! Today’s design comes to you from a very dark place. I’m sorry kids but it’s time to face your fears and confront your demons. Bring the garlic, and some silver bullets because the unholy guacamole is going down and he may just take the whole fridge with him.

The Daily Tee presents: 80’s Comebacks!

Here is a totally random list of things that made a comeback in the 80s!


Gumby and Pokey
Charm Bracelets
The Beach Boys
Like it or not, Kokomo was actually their biggest hit. I think it was also named cheesiest song ever!
Troll Dolls
Skinny Ties
Ray Ban sunglasses
This trend also launched a thousand knockoffs. I think I used to have a checkered pair when I was 10. I am not ashamed, in fact I want them back!
Roy Orbison
You Got It now stuck in your head.
Converse All Star Sneakers
The Ford Mustang
Wait what? You were satisfied with the Mustang II?
Donnie Osmond
Before there was Sade’s soldier of Love thre was Donnie Osmond’s Soldier of Love. Just admit you totally remember this song!
The San Francisco 49ers
The song Stand By Me
As revisited in the classic movie of the same name.
The Monkees (yes those Monkees!)
Back in the 80’s Nickelodeon was just starting up and had no original programs. Before Doug, or Clarissa or Pete and Pete or even Double dare they showed approximately 2 things. Endless marathons of You Can’t Do That On Television and old reruns of the Monkees. From what I remember every episode of the Monkees was the same. The monkees were all running away from a guard at a movie studio, or a TV studio or something then they would do an impromptu concert at the end.