Today’s t-shirts love breakfast meats

True love can be found at your local coffee shop and it’s sitting right there next to the eggs and the hash browns. Shout to the world about your love of bacon. It’s so greasy so salty so fatty so good. Meat candy joy will be had and worn with this bacon lovers design!





Bonus Apron!

Today’s t-shirt really cooks!

It's time for some winter grilling at it's finest in Lake Tahoe. What a great way to cook your Thanksgiving turkey or Christmas dinner. Plus there is plenty of snow to help cool down your drinks. Grill on!

Today’s tee waxed on but forgot to wax off

Don't attempt tae kwon do or any other martial art next to a pile of bricks while you are on fire. Leave the stunts to the professionals don't try it at home. Hiii yaaaah Karate Chop!

Get serious with this business card.

It’s perfect for dietitians, cardiac surgeons, lawyers, morticians, hostage negotiators, air traffic controllers, and more. Your Dad never had a business card this cool.



It’s time to get down to business with this unique business card. Get your name out in cheeky fried food style. Will you win some business card drawings, I can’t say but who wouldn’t want to reach for the bacon! Bring home the bacon with the bacon business card.

Novelty Time: It’s time to add more fun to your life with some of our novelty items!

Yay! It’s a foot in a shoe. Nothing more needs to be said except look at the foot in the shoe. Its almost as if these awesome shoes are magically transparent. Think of it as a trompe l'oliel for your feet!

Don’t get taken for a ride invest in the T-shirt of the day!

Don’t get taken by those pyramid schemers. Avoid ponzi schemes, and email scams. Invest your money safely and smartly in t-shirts and gifts from the t-shirt fort!

Meow

Damn, I forgot to put a vague Pet Sematary reference in that last post. Oh well. Ever seen the movie? That cat looked so fake.

Unleash your inner brat with the shirt of the day!

Never grew out of that problem child stage? Throw yourself a tantrum, embrace your issues and get down with this problem adult design. You know you want to. Makes a subtle gift too!

Today’s shoes are sizzling!

These awesome shoes have a pattern made of bacon! Everyone loves bacon the king of all meats. It’s meat candy. No pigs were harmed in the making of this tasty design. Remember to have a greasy breakfast and a happy day and to always wear your bacon shoes!



Bonus Shirt!

Today’s shirt is so 90’s!

It's not the decade you expect!
I love the 90’s. The handlebar mustaches, the player pianos, those stylin’ straw hats, the barbershop quartets, those sassy hoopskirts, and of course those penny farthing bicycles with a giant wheel and a little wheel. Who doesn’t love the nineties? Nobody. So wear this design to your local mercantile, blacksmith, apothecary or tavern on Main Street. Go on show a little ankle if you are daring just don’t get thrown in the paddy wagon for shocking everyone!



Anybody remember back in the day when Wendy’s had these tables that were covered with ads from an old sears catalog? While you were waiting for your food you could look at the ads for moustache kits, crazy corsets, penny farthing bicycles, and water closets where the flusher was way up near the ceiling. Wendy’s so needs to bring them back! I even remember I had a friend who had this bathroom wallpaper that was copied from old sears catalog pages.

Today’s T-shirt is Super Classy

Today’s T-shirt is yet another example of the classiest travel tees ever!

Donner Pass. Why not stop for a bite? Tasteless you say, Well I guess you have never been driving on Highway 80 and found yourself getting hungry near Truckee. It's not like they don't have any fast food or anything. Anyway enjoy this travel design. Get one for your mom I am sure she will enjoy the subtle humor it implies.

The Daily Tee Presents Shoes of the Day!

These funky retro shoes feature frozen dinners and plastic cutlery. Step into a tasty pair today. Why just buy any old shoes when you can buy frozen dinner shoes? Mmmm Salisbury steak.

Ride on with the Bonus shirt of The Day!

I have featured this one before but hey it’s Derby Day and I have no other shirt designs that involve riding a large animal so enjoy!

Let's Play Pollo! Tis truly the sport of kings. Truly humor does not get more sophisticated than this...Buy one for all your intellectual friends to wear in the think tank. Sorry but tortillas not available at this time

Flashback Friday Shirt of the Day: The Last Photo Hut!

In case you don’t have a world’s last photo hut near you here is some info on this scenic destination. Book a tour today!

The world’s last film hut is located in a scenic parking lot in Dublin California. Dublin used to be world renown for allowing lovely vistas of inflatable gorillas atop its many automobile dealerships but sadly now the balloons and most of the dealerships have vanished. (stupid economy!)

Some history of the film hut’s location.
Before it became a Big Lots, the anchor tenant was once known by the inflammatory anti Scottish American moniker of McFrugals. During America’s time of innocence and growing up (a.k.a the 1980s) This space was an unfinished furniture store called the Sawmill. The architecture of this store is what’s termed by most experts as “Early Safeway.” The adjacent Chinese Buffet and Dollar Tree are relatively new additions to the whole last film hut tourism experience.

Other notable places to visit while in Dublin include the empty shell of former Mervyn’s, and the Popeye’s Chicken that was briefly known as the only El Pollo Loco near me. Please enjoy your trip to Dublin, as it surely has the most to offer any tourist visiting the bay area. (Golden Gate-Golden Schmate!)



Develop a love for the world's last film hut. It's the last of it's type. forget the digital age it's time to get nostalgic with this retro vintage faded design processed just for you. Sorry product doesn't come with a sheet of negatives.

Today's tee: Those Vikings had style.

Solve all of your problems with help from this t-shirt celebrating Solvang, America's number one Danish Hamlet. Wear it as you eat a pastry, a cookie or some spit pea soup by the windmill.



Solvang Info



Here is a bonus Danish link for anyone who has ever traveled down highway 5 or Highway 101 from the Bay Area to Los Angeles.
http://www.peasoupandersens.net/restaurant.shtml>

Now go get yourself some split pea soup and a crayon!

Shirt of the day: Is there a love doctor in the house?

Today’s shirt is for all the love doctors out there. Yes it’s time to tell the world that you are a smooth operator. Now if you are over a certain age a soft and easy song with smooth jazz groove is totally in your head right now. Sorry about that. Purchasing this shirt will totally get that earworm out of your head.

Hey Kids! It's time for more stupid humor!

Who says sorting laundry isn't fun? It is when you have a classic sock ball fight!


Accept no imitations get the original I tried it at home shirt right here!
Doing all your own stunts is so 2002. Don't try it at home. Funny stick figure on fire shirt is perfect for anyone with a sense of humor and a lack of common sense

The daily Tee Presents Another salute to stupid humor!

It’s time once again to get stupid and maybe even a little crude with these intellectual tees! Truly humor does not get more sophisticated than this. So buy one for all your intellectual friends to wear in the think tank!



You cannot see this shirt. It is a stealth shirt. It's the bomb, or at least the bomber. Not that it matters because you cannot see this shirt.



The Colorblindness test is now available on a shirt or gift. No need to pay high optometry fees just buy this funny shirt. No it is not just a big grey dot. It says something!

The daily Tee Presents A salute to stupid humor!

Here is a couple of shirts for those of you looking for some true intellectual stimulation.

Let's Play Pollo! Tis truly the sport of kings. Truly humor does not get more sophisticated than this...Buy one for all your intellectual friends to wear in the think tank. Sorry but tortillas not available at this time



Stop staring it's only a bust. You make Beethoven very annoyed when you stare right at him. Don't make Ludwig angry!



Stay tuned for more t-shirts that make you feel smurt, I mean smart! We have enough to fill the entire closet of your dorm room at M.I.T.