Today’s t-shirt loves a good mystery

I love a good mystery. Mystery meat that is. No one knows precisely what’s in it but who cares when it tastes so good. Ignorance is bliss, so why not go get all hopped up on some tasty tasty nitrates and buy this super funny frankfurter shirt. Yummy!

Today’s T-shirt thinks satellite radio is totally overrated

Pirate radio is everyone’s favorite kind of radio. So swab your decks, grab your parrot, walk that plank and turn it up! Arrrrrrr!

Today’s Holiday t-shirt is politically correct.

Happy non denominational religion optional generic holiday type season if you are into that kind of thing.

Be sensitive to the needs of the peoples and cultures who are of a different cultural context than that which to which you are indigenous already. Wear this while you are chained to an innocent pine that you don’t want to become martyred as a Christmas tree.

Today’s saucy Tee has a double meaning

Today’s T-shirt has a double meaning can you figure it out? Get this cheeky design today.



Everyone loves a cliché shirt or gift with a shocking double entendre and a snappy retro image. It’s shocking its sassy, it’s been done to death! Don’t be a cliché mock the status quo instead.

Hit the yacht club with the shirt of the day!

I am not advocating that you listen to Steely Dan, but if it their cd just so happens to be already loaded on the stereo system on your boat then go for it and get this shirt it goes great with your top siders. Might I recommend some Michael McDonald for the afterparty?



Are you all about the yacht rock? Grab your loafers and a nice glass of chardonnay because we are gonna rock out in style tonight! See you at the yacht club!

The daily Tee Presents A salute to snarky sayings

Here are you shirts of the day. Go tell the world about them!

I found my Passion… They are not hiring. Wear this to your burger flipping job!


Been there, done that, stole the t-shirt. This funny play on words shirt is not available in stores it's exclusively available on the internet, so you can't actually steal it, but you can buy it and tell all your little hoodlum friends you did a five finger discount.



Are you the question authority?
Question Authority. Go ahead ask me a question I'm the authority. This design pokes fun at the famous counter culture saying. Hey peacenick, go buy it yourself or trust someone over 30 to buy it for you.



If you don’t like or just don’t get this shirt blame my brother it was his idea. Not that he is getting any profits from it. Ok ok if you all buy enough of them maybe I will buy him a shiny new set of hot wheels. He was really into hot wheels circa 1982.

The daily Tee Presents: A salute to snarky sayings

I am a day late and a dollar short. So can I pay you in cliches?


Life is a permanent awkward stage!

Go backstage with our shirt of the day!

Concert Season will be here before you know it, and you need something to wear when you are camped out waiting for tickets. Don’t be a weenie and get your mom to buy you tickets off the internet. The web is for buying shirts not tickets. You will need something to wear when you hang out in that tent overnight in front of that record store. (I know, I know, what’s a record store and uh what’s a record?) This design not only has style but it may just help you get backstage. (OK so it probably won’t but hey maybe. How are your flirting skills?) Why try to win backstage passes when you can get one good at any concert instead?

2 Shirts of the day love it hate it!

Here is one if you love the 80's not so much!

Ok so maybe not everyone totally loves the 80’s. Let everyone know you are ambivalent about the 80s with this cheeky neon 80’s style anti 80’s design. Because being indifferent is like fer sure radical!



And here's one if you love the 80's so much you are stuck in 85!

1985 rules! Say it loud say it proud. Today’s shirt is perfect for the class of 85 or those who just really miss The 80s, specifically the mid 80’s. All hail the year 1985. Oh and if you are looking for me I will be in line at the theater waiting to see Back to the Future for the 5th time.

80's week! t-shirt of the day!

We are going back to the 80’s all week long.

So if you ever get that Delorean time machine working you are going to need to bring back a souvenir from your travels. Today’s shirt represents 1983 as in I went back in time to 1985 and all I got was this stupid t-shirt. No flux capacitator required for purchase. This design looks extra radical when paired with high tops, legwarmers and some hot pink ray bans!