Today’s t-shirts love breakfast meats

True love can be found at your local coffee shop and it’s sitting right there next to the eggs and the hash browns. Shout to the world about your love of bacon. It’s so greasy so salty so fatty so good. Meat candy joy will be had and worn with this bacon lovers design!





Bonus Apron!

Today’s t-shirt is greasy and fried and its totally taking sides

Bacon is so five minutes ago sausage is the fatty artery clogging meat treat of the now. Keep up with the trends you breakfast hipster you.

Bonus hat

Get serious with this business card.

It’s perfect for dietitians, cardiac surgeons, lawyers, morticians, hostage negotiators, air traffic controllers, and more. Your Dad never had a business card this cool.



It’s time to get down to business with this unique business card. Get your name out in cheeky fried food style. Will you win some business card drawings, I can’t say but who wouldn’t want to reach for the bacon! Bring home the bacon with the bacon business card.

Today’s shoes are sizzling!

These awesome shoes have a pattern made of bacon! Everyone loves bacon the king of all meats. It’s meat candy. No pigs were harmed in the making of this tasty design. Remember to have a greasy breakfast and a happy day and to always wear your bacon shoes!



Bonus Shirt!

Today’s shirts go awesome under a tux or bridesmaid dress!

Sorry about the lack of posts as of late. I had to go be in a wedding. Sadly it was not my own for now I remain married to the job of bringing the world hilarious gifts and t-shirts they don’t buy nearly enough of. (Tell all your friends and their friends too. Subtle hint! Anyone out there know how to put subliminal messages into a blog? Buy buy buy!) Anyway to make up for it please enjoy these brand new tuxedo themed t-shirts.



Why rock just any tuxedo shirt when you can rock the powder blue 1970s ruffled tuxedo shirt? Be formal and casual in one easy comfortable step. Sorry, Platform shoes, disco ball and 8-track player not available at this time.



Why rock just any tuxedo shirt when you can rock the bacon ruffled Tuxedo shirt? Show your love for the most majestic of breakfast foods and be formal and casual in one easy comfortable step.

One last Bacon related post for now

One last Bacon related post for now, and it's a bumper sticker!
This bumper sticker let’s everyone know you are brakin for bacon. It looks best in the parking lot outside the coffee shop, diner, and your favorite greasy spoon. Who doesn’t want to brake for bacon? Let them eat pancakes instead.



Stay tuned for some retro excitement coming soon, dad dad daddy-o!

Just out: The world’s funniest bacon website ever!

The Sizzling Bacon Lens!

Don’t feel guilty about loving bacon. Embrace your bacon fever with The Sizzling Bacon lens. This might just be the funniest website about pork products ever. Are you on team bacon or team sausage? This website explores such topics as Eggs and Bacon. Bff? Sausage vs. Bacon, Carbs vs. Bacon and more. Will bacon come out on top? Plus you can buy all your favorite goofy bacon products not offered on the blog like bacon dental floss, bacon mayo, bacon lipbalm, a bacon boardgame and the infamous bacon wallet.

Oh and there are funny bacon videos too. Like this one: (warning swear words used at the end in a cheeky British Accent)



Here is a bonus video not on the site!

T-shirts of the Day Bacon Vs. Sausage

Pick a breakfast side!
How do you like your greasy unhealthy extra tasty salty breakfast meat. Are you team sausage or team bacon? Declare your allegiance in the breakfast food war. This design looks extra good when worn in a vinyl booth at your local coffee shop diner or greasy spoon. Wear it with a side of eggs!





Bonus Necktie And Skateboard!


This awesome tie has a pattern made of bacon! Everyone loves bacon the king of all meats. It’s meat candy. No pigs were harmed in the making of this tasty design. Remember to have a greasy breakfast and a happy work day with your awesome bacon tie!

Shoes of the Day: Best Bacon Shoes Ever!

You have seen the bacon wallet now you can rock some bacon shoes! These are the only bacon shoes I have seen that come in men’s sizes and as high tops! Plus No pigs were harmed in the making of this tasty design it’s an illustration. Remember to have a greasy breakfast and a happy day and to always wear your bacon shoes! Meat Candy!