Wear Today’s Tee out to the hottest clubs

Wear this one to the hottest club with those oversized shades. (undergarments optional) This shirt really makes an impact when you hire someone with greasy hair and a camera with a telephoto lens to follow you around snapping pictures.

For Friday the 13th: Today’s shirt was stalked by the paparazzi

Bring out your dark side with this all purpose morbid t-shirt. His/her movie roles/incessant lyrics about hooking up and breaking up/slam poetry/inspiring memoirs/crazy rants/tv cameo appearances/gravelly yet operatic singing voice/line of fashions sold at discount stores/ giant house with themed rooms/series of books totally spoke to me. I felt like I knew him or her personally.



Get out those candles and dead roses and go pay tribute to the latest dead celebrity. There is no need to rush out and buy the newest attempt to cash in when you have this design. It works for any of them. Get some style when you camp out by somebody’s walk of fame star with a box of tissues.

The daily Tee Presents A salute to stupid celebrity humor!

Are celebrities still obsessed with Kaballah and red strings and quasi-real religions? Yes, yes they are, and all of their guru’s are telling them that this look is the must have for
2010. After all they need to get the word back out about the Kabballah, the yogalates, the bran, protein, soy, macrobiotic, hummus, hot coconut oil fiber cookie diet and all the other staples of celebrity-dom that some have let fallen by the wayside. So omg! be trendy and hip get seen and spotted in this. Bring sexy back and tweet all about it!