Wear Today’s Tee out to the hottest clubs

Wear this one to the hottest club with those oversized shades. (undergarments optional) This shirt really makes an impact when you hire someone with greasy hair and a camera with a telephoto lens to follow you around snapping pictures.

One hand was harmed in the making of today’s shirt!

The hand was ok though, Patches only left deep lingering internal scars in her wake. No I am kidding again. I think she was just ticked off because we were all out of Friskies ocean whitefish dinner or something.