Wear Today’s Tee out to the hottest clubs

Wear this one to the hottest club with those oversized shades. (undergarments optional) This shirt really makes an impact when you hire someone with greasy hair and a camera with a telephoto lens to follow you around snapping pictures.

Take a bobsled down the Matterhorn in Today’s tee!

Hey Anaheim lovers are you sick of hearing about Orlando? Don't you wish the original got more respect. After all Orlando is just a wannabe Anaheim. Give props to the originator with this design.

Malibummer: Today’s tee is not your average surf shirt!

Sometimes even the most ritzy address can be a bummer. Like when you go surfing in Malibu and run into a shark. That’s never fun. You might say it’s a Malibummer! Get this surfing design with a funny twist. It looks great at the beach or on the deck of your multi million dollar foreclosed party pad. Take it for a ride in your convertible and evade those pesky paparazzi who don’t have shirts that are as cool as this one.