Thursday, October 20, 2011

Today’s speaker takes flight



What’s better than a cheeseburger? A flying cheeseburger. That is if you can catch it. Take a little bite of hamburger heaven with this sassy burger speaker. It sounds great playing all your favorite songs like why must I Be a Hamburger in love, Take this Burger and eat it, All my Burgers live in Texas, and Cheeseburger in Paradise. Wait is that last one a real song?

Today’s I-pad case bops around that clock!



This super cute Ipad case celebrates the fun and feisty fifties. Don’t be squaresville daddy-o get one today. It’s the cat’s meow dig? Take it to a beatnik poetry reading or maybe a sock hop.

Todays Shirt aint gonna do no rocket surgery



You don’t need to be sum kind of rocket surgeon operating in your magical spaceship lab to get this super smart tee. It’s great for professors, nuc-ular science-y guys, even rocket surgeons who are having an off day. This t-shirt may or may not improve your I.Q. make you fall in love, and help you learn to be a bartender in your spare time. So pick one up today poindexter. It goes awesome with propeller beanies!

Tuesday, October 18, 2011

Don’t get fresh with me get a fresh new cap!



Today’s cap is so fresh you need to get it right now. It’s great to wear on those hot summer days when you spend the whole day outside and are craving some fresh watermelon and other great fruits too. Wear it to the county fair!

Today’s I-pad case is cute and dim sum!



Get the cutest ipad case around. This case features a fun retro dim sum theme. If you love variety and dim sum then you will love this cute design. Get one today!

Today’s Binder is Awesome from A to Z



You don’t need to be a writer or avid reader to see that this binder is awesome from A to Z. Don’t keep all your important papers in a boring binder. Get one with some awesome alphabetical flair. Add some pages and make it a fun scrapbook or photo album too.

Today’s shirt is so hot and relaxed!



This shirt knows that hot tubbing is awesome. The only thing better is hanging out with your marshmallow pals in a tasty vat of delicious hot chocolate. Get this super cute hot chocolate shirt of the day today. You are going to love it!

Wednesday, October 12, 2011

Fall in love with today’s speaker



Today’s speaker features a totally cute pattern of music notes that look like hearts. Tune in and fall in love with one today.

Today’s shirt features one very cool igloo



Stay cool and be cool with this very cool igloo design. Have more fun-dra in the tundra with today’s funny t-shirt.

Today’s hat didn’t get old you did man!



This totally radical hat foes awesome with 5 hair scrunchies, your jellies, your neon off the shoulder flashdance zebra striped top, your awesome legwarmers, and those high tops you wear with 5 pairs of laces and 2 pairs of schrunchy socks. Why because you are totally not stuck in 1987! Psyche!

Today’s poster is for the jet set!


Get ready get set become an official member of the jet set! You don’t need a black credit card, a jar of imported mustard, a small dog in a designer sweater or an Italian sportscar. You just need a sense of adventure and this retro sixties style design to become a member. So get ready to impress the glitterati!

Thursday, August 18, 2011

Today’s I-pad case is so groovy man



This Ipad case is the most. Most 70’s-tastic design ever. If you have finally made the upgrade from cb radio to an ipad then keep a little of that groovy vintage retro seventies style with this sweet ipad case. All right All righ All right this case is so dynamite!

Today’s Speaker is cool and unique



If you love the great northwest then you will love this totally unique and enchanting portable totem poles speaker. Why get a boring plain ordinary mp3 speaker when you can get something that matches your décor and your personality.

Today’s t-shirt is what’s shakin!



What’s shakin? Milkshakin. Bring all the boys to your yard with this super cute and funny milk shake shirt. It’s tasty good.


Tuesday, August 9, 2011

Today’s Bonus is a cute 1960s inspired ipad case!



This cute retro illustrated ipad case was inspired by an iconic 1960s story and movie. Who doesn’t want to have a swinging breakfast with Stephanie on her cute bathtub couch? She also loves jewelry stores and cats named cat.

Today’s tee is for pizza mvps



If you make the best pizza around or you are just a total pizza pie connoisseur then this funny pizza MLB style logo is for you. Got a major league appetite? Brooklyn style, Chicago deep dish, East coast west coast magharita style, authentic Italian style whatever pizza you love celebrate it with this fun t-shirt of the day!

Wednesday, July 20, 2011

Nyan badger don’t care!



Nyan badger don’t care either. Wear this the next time you plank. Thinking of posting a funny video? Wear this shirt in it and watch it go viral. Or not. It can’t hurt and it’s funny as hell so don’t get the same honey badger shirt your friends dad has get nyan badger instead. He don’t care!

Keyboard badger don’t care!



Keyboard badger don’t care he will play you off and spit in you eye just cause he don’t care. So play off everyone you know with this funny t-shirt of the day. This is the bargain version so there is no excuse not to buy it. You know you want it!

Friday, July 8, 2011

Today’s T-shirt don’t care



Honey badger don’t care but you do. You’ve seen the video now get the shirt. Don’t just settle for the first slapdash honey badger shirt you stumble across get this one. Make it go viral. Hats and gifts available too.

Thursday, July 7, 2011

Today’s Hat wants to know if we are there yet



Are we there yet. How bout now? Mom, mom, mom, mom, mom maaaa Are we there yet? How bout now. Dad Are we there yet? Let this funny hat do the whining for you. It’s especially useful when you get all tuckered out from all that whining. This hat totally rocks the backseat. Hey You get off my side!!!!

Today’s speaker is full of 70s bubbles



This speaker is super groovy and probably has way better sound than whatever came out of that 8-track player man. So play all your favorite grooves and disco hits on this speaker. It’s totally portable so take it anywhere you go. The Moontower, the roller rink, the disco, whatever. Or you can take it outside and rock out the next time you need to give your Gremlin a wash.

Today’s t-shirt loves the black lipstick



Oh my Goth you totally have to get this design. I t completely matches your black finger nail polish, skull lunchbox purse, and dark tormented soul. It also knows that not all Goths like to be stereotypes and you sometimes wear pink nail polish just to rebel.

Friday, July 1, 2011

Today’s poster and case are totally 80s



Bonus I-pad case!


Remember when you were 8 and everything you owned had rainbows and unicorns on it? It’s time to embrace your inner 8 year old once again. Don’t want to? Then get it for your child. No child should be deprived of copius amounts of unicorns and rainbows in neon colors!

Today's speaker is oh so sweet



You don’t need to be an 80s era president to love jelly beans and if you love jelly beans then you will love this super cute portable jelly bean speaker. Talk about ear candy! This speaker works with cd players, ipods, iphones, and other portable music devices. Its got awesome sound so get one today. Yum!

Today’s t-shirt wants to eat out tonight



Home cooking is the reason why we love to eat out. Finally a retro nostalgia design for all the kids out there who’s moms can’t really cook. If the fire alarm going off signals dinner time for you then you totally need this funny vintage style t-shirt. Unlike your mom it’s really piping hot!

Friday, June 24, 2011

Today's shoes are a double shot of 80s awesomeness





I am not saying these are the perfect shoes of a job interview or someone else’s wedding but for everything else Oh hells yeah! Add more fun to your life, as in neon nostalgic childhood memory fluorescent and fabulous fun. Screw the stilettos people its time to get some shoes you can actually live in. Take them to the beach take them out to dinner go on a roadtrip be comfortable for once in your life. 80s shoes rock so get a pair right now! Oh and keep in mind that some of the styles are in mens sizes so please use the conversion chart if you need women’s ones.

Today’s speaker has it made in the shade



Today’s speaker has it made in the shade with shades. Rockin 80s style shades at sunset. It’s super portable so you can take it to Miami, the beach, the mall, or wherever. Don’t get a plain old boring speaker get something with personality. You know you want it!

Double shot! Today’s T-shirts both loves and hates their cell phones



Some people love smart phones. All they can do, all they represent, all those apps…



While other people hate all the apps, and they are just tired of hearing about the newest, the latest and the greatest. You might say they are all apped out.

However you stand on cell phones we have a super cute shirt for you. So get one today.

Thursday, June 23, 2011

Today’s speaker has a license to Rock!



Go ahead and make today’s fun portable mp3 ipod or iphone speaker totally yours because its totally customizable. Add your name favorite saying, an inside joke or whatever you have a license to do. You know you want it!

Today’s I-pad case is for those happy goths



Scary gothic heavy metal tattoo style skulls are so out. Its time to get with the trends man. Happy rainbow skulls are the new thing. They are totally hot. So hot that they have yet to appear in all the major fashion magazines. So be ahead of the curve you trendsetter you and get a cool happy rainbow skull ipad case today.

Today’s shirt knows that Bigfoot Rocks



Bigfoot is almost never seen because he is to busy practicing his chords and licks. Someday though he will make his debut and we will all become believers in the awesome rock and roll stylings of Bigfoot himself! Nessie on drums, The sasquatch on bass, oh and the Jersey devil rocks a mean electric mandolin.

Wednesday, June 22, 2011

Today’s I-pad case is defrosted and awesome



Why get a boring ipad case when you can get one that looks like a frozen dinner. It’s professional it’s classy and it’s tasty too. Impress your coworkers, show it off to the ladies, make mom jealous you know you want this. Even if you don’t have an ipad get the case anyway! Use all that money you saved up by not cooking but eating Salisbury steak instead to buy it.

Today’s saucy shirt loves the knight!



Warning: this design may not be safe for your next joust. NSFJ.

Birds do it bees do it even knights do it but only at knight er um I mean night. So get this funny shirt today because it just may lead to some hot renaissance fair action or not. I am debating if I should insert some sort of a jousting joke here. No that goes to far? Fine then just buy the shirt. What you do with your round table is really your business. Here here Guinevere.

Friday, June 17, 2011

Today’s Mug is a sure bet!



Your name doesn’t need to be Roy to get this awesome Vegas mug because it’s super customizable. So add your name or favorite saying make it a personalized gift. Don’t bet on that slot machine the house will always win bet on this cute mug instead!

Today’s Tote is perfect for spring or summer



Just in time for the warmer weather, this tropical illustrated palm tree bag is perfect for the beach. So say Aloha and take it on your next vacation.

Today’s binder is paying no attention to you



Maybe you will pay attention and stop doodling if your binder has the doodles already printed on them. Then again maybe not. Whatever. You can use this binder for school or work or make it into a scrapbook. Add some photo pages and it makes a great place to keep all your memories of doodling, drifting off and daydreaming.

Today’s shirt stays cool fool!



Everyone loves a tasty frosty cone. He’s the coolest thing around and you can become just as cool when you get this super cute frosty t-shirt of the day. All soft served up just for you. I scream you scream lets all scream for ice cream, frosties, froyo, soft serve, frozen yogurt, waffle cone double dipped sundae goodness, Yummorama!

Friday, June 10, 2011

Today’s mousepad is coming to the rescue eventually



They tried to trademark seal team 6 but they didn’t succeed. No one however can touch Sea Lion team Six. They are in a class all their own. If you need it done and you need it done now who should you call? Not sea lion team 6. Sure they may eventually rescue you or drag your carcass from point a to b. But only after they complete their busy regimen of kicking back, taking a nap, laying down, maxing and relaxing, working on their tan, chillaxing, sleeping in, and taking a mental health day.

This funny design also comes on posters greeting cards shirts and more. Go sea lion team six!

Today’s speaker is old school



This cool speaker has a vintage chalkboard look and is full of cool doodles all about music. So don’t tune out and get this totally cute speaker today!

Today’s T-shirt rocks Rock City



You thought Detroit was the only rock city around? Well it turns out the East bay has a rock city of its own. So why not pay Mount Diablo a visit get your climb on and wear this rockin 70’s inspired rock city tribute shirt. This shirt is a devilish delight just like the mountain itself.

Wednesday, June 8, 2011

Today’s I-pad case really cooks!



This sassy ipad case has a stylish vintage pattern featuring kitchen implements. Get some cute retro style for your ipad today, and remember the ipad is a great place for all your recipes. Just don’t let it get to close to those burners!

Hot New Product MP3 Speakers! Today’s will bowl you over



This super cute mp3 speaker features a fun bowling design and that’s no jive turkey. Oh wait a turkey is a good thing in bowling. You know what another good thing is? This super cute speaker. It’s totally portable and has great sound so get one today!’

Today’s Bonus tee knows that Fronds are forever



This funny shirt combines the virtues of both friendship and palm trees. Wear it on palm Sunday if the reverend says that’s cool. Remember Fronds are forever.

Today’s shirt looks best with topsider loafers

Today’s shirt looks best when worn with your topsider loafers and you are relaxing on the deck along with some wine and brie while some lovely soft yacht rock is playing in the background. What you say you have no yacht, and you are not a fan of bands that have the name steely or Dan in them? Well pretend you are. Dress to impress. Make I am on a boat your mantra. Go swab that deck outside your house and just pretend.

Friday, June 3, 2011

Today’s binder is so fresh



This fun and funky watermelon binder has that vintage 80s rainbow flair. Make a fresh statement with this delicious look. Why just take any old boring binder to school or work when you can bring this cute fruity one? It also makes a great scrapbook or album.

Today’s I-pad case goes to the head of the class



This cute ipad case features a lovely illustrated campus design. It’s the perfect way to add a touch of class to any class. See you round the student union!

Today’s shirt wants you to shake it up!



Shake things up with this super cute t-shirt design. It’s perfect for summer and it makes a great gift so get one today!