Tuesday, October 26, 2010
Today’s T-shirt goes great with Hammer Pants or Zubas!
Fashion smashion fanny packs are so handy for carrying all your stuff. Rock this design and tell the world you are bringing back the pack. Heck yeah. Parachute pants are totally next!
Friday, October 22, 2010
Nearly Free Band names!
So you have a band but you lack a name. It’s a common problem. I don’t have this problem, I think of band names all the time. The trouble is I will probably never actually be in a band. I am sort of tone deaf probably, well maybe not but I do have the range of 1/16th of an octave so I am not lead singer material. I don’t own a guitar or actually know how to play one and I have smallish hands. Have you ever seen Jimi Hendrix’s hands, they are huge! I mean damn, if you haven’t go look at a photo now and see what I mean.
Also the only thing I know how to play is the piano and I forgot how to read music and the only song I still remember part of is Chariots of Fire. Oh wait I forgot about Vacation Bible School (Don’t mock me for attending I know you did too and you had to watch Davey and Goliath on the rainy days.) Anyway I also have experience with hand bells and those plastic recorders that were only capable of one super shrill note no matter with holes you covered with your fingers.
Not to keep rambling but I Guess you have figured out that being in a band is not part of my destiny. Unless you need me to hold a tambourine and occasionally go Sha La la. That I can do.
So I have decided to almost give away my band names. All you need to do is have every band member buy one of my hilarious t-shirts. Yes it has to be a t-shirt buttons, magnets and postcards don’t count. Think of it as an investment. If you take the name and don’t buy the shirts I won’t find out but Rock n Roll Karma will get you somehow. You don’t want to mess with the Gods of rock trust me.
Also I hold no responsibility if another band has the name or if someone claims they have a trademark on it. (Like why Chicago Transit Authority had to change it’s name to Chicago. Not that I am claiming I listen to Chicago, because except for that 1 song-ewww!) Anyway How am I to know which ones are taken? I don’t have ESP just a vintage 1960s copy of the Kreskin’s ESP game. (This is probably trademarked so don’t use it ok)
So anyway onto the band names. Don’t see one you like? Don’t worry this will be an ongoing series.
SPORK
This one is probably trademarked by the plastic utensil people but I have just always thought it would make a cool name. You could always spell it S.P.O.R.K. and claim its an acronym.
Should Coulda and the Woulda’s
Torpid Liver
This one comes from a haunted pizza place with old timey 1800 ads decoupaged all over the table top. Almost all of the ads would have made for cool goth metal screamo something-core band names but Torpid Liver is the only one I remember right now.
Elbow and the Greasers
Yes pompadours are required. Even on the girls.
I flooded Grandma’s basement
The Neglectarinos!
Yes this one is a Simpson’s reference which is a fast track to success ala Fallout Boy and to a lesser degree Evergreen Terrace. If you take it you should be in a pop punk band and your first cd should be called Hiddley Ho Negletarinos!
Amsterdamnnation
Frogen and the Yozurts
Tequila Mockingbird
This would also work as a book. Either way buy a damn shirt! (Is this name already being used by an adult movie actress? I sure hope not.)
Lucy in the Sky with Dynamite
Ventura and the Sepulvedas
I am trying to come up with a pretentious sentence to name my emo band with but am failing miserably.
Guyliner required.
Dementors’ Kiss
Also the only thing I know how to play is the piano and I forgot how to read music and the only song I still remember part of is Chariots of Fire. Oh wait I forgot about Vacation Bible School (Don’t mock me for attending I know you did too and you had to watch Davey and Goliath on the rainy days.) Anyway I also have experience with hand bells and those plastic recorders that were only capable of one super shrill note no matter with holes you covered with your fingers.
Not to keep rambling but I Guess you have figured out that being in a band is not part of my destiny. Unless you need me to hold a tambourine and occasionally go Sha La la. That I can do.
So I have decided to almost give away my band names. All you need to do is have every band member buy one of my hilarious t-shirts. Yes it has to be a t-shirt buttons, magnets and postcards don’t count. Think of it as an investment. If you take the name and don’t buy the shirts I won’t find out but Rock n Roll Karma will get you somehow. You don’t want to mess with the Gods of rock trust me.
Also I hold no responsibility if another band has the name or if someone claims they have a trademark on it. (Like why Chicago Transit Authority had to change it’s name to Chicago. Not that I am claiming I listen to Chicago, because except for that 1 song-ewww!) Anyway How am I to know which ones are taken? I don’t have ESP just a vintage 1960s copy of the Kreskin’s ESP game. (This is probably trademarked so don’t use it ok)
So anyway onto the band names. Don’t see one you like? Don’t worry this will be an ongoing series.
SPORK
This one is probably trademarked by the plastic utensil people but I have just always thought it would make a cool name. You could always spell it S.P.O.R.K. and claim its an acronym.
Should Coulda and the Woulda’s
Torpid Liver
This one comes from a haunted pizza place with old timey 1800 ads decoupaged all over the table top. Almost all of the ads would have made for cool goth metal screamo something-core band names but Torpid Liver is the only one I remember right now.
Elbow and the Greasers
Yes pompadours are required. Even on the girls.
I flooded Grandma’s basement
The Neglectarinos!
Yes this one is a Simpson’s reference which is a fast track to success ala Fallout Boy and to a lesser degree Evergreen Terrace. If you take it you should be in a pop punk band and your first cd should be called Hiddley Ho Negletarinos!
Amsterdamnnation
Frogen and the Yozurts
Tequila Mockingbird
This would also work as a book. Either way buy a damn shirt! (Is this name already being used by an adult movie actress? I sure hope not.)
Lucy in the Sky with Dynamite
Ventura and the Sepulvedas
I am trying to come up with a pretentious sentence to name my emo band with but am failing miserably.
Guyliner required.
Dementors’ Kiss
Today’s tee waxed on but forgot to wax off
Don't attempt tae kwon do or any other martial art next to a pile of bricks while you are on fire. Leave the stunts to the professionals don't try it at home. Hiii yaaaah Karate Chop!
Totally not related to T-shirts Harry Potter post
You know what I never got about the Harry Potter novels? In books with names like Slughorn, Voldemort, Dumbledore, Imperius Curse and Diagon Alley the best that J.K. Rowling could come up with for a band name is the Weird Sisters? Seriously. The Weird Sisters? Even the tribute band Harry and the Potters has a better name.
How about the magical Gothic stylings of Dementors’ Kiss. You can’t resist the Dementors’ Kiss. Or how about The band name that shall not be named. Heck even a name like The Magical Ministry of Majestic Musical Memories would be better than The Weird Sisters. Just my opinion though.
How about the magical Gothic stylings of Dementors’ Kiss. You can’t resist the Dementors’ Kiss. Or how about The band name that shall not be named. Heck even a name like The Magical Ministry of Majestic Musical Memories would be better than The Weird Sisters. Just my opinion though.
Wednesday, October 20, 2010
Today’s Halloween Shirts and Gifts are a Treat no Trick!
Get ready for Halloween with todays tasty mega post! Add our designs to your costume or just wear them all month (or year) long to let everyone know you love Halloween! Don’t forget to purchase the world’s coolest trick or treat bag! No toothbrushes allowed. That goes for you too pencils!
The official I forgot a costume costume!
Want more Halloween? There are more designs at Another Fort
and The Retro Fort!
The official I forgot a costume costume!
Want more Halloween? There are more designs at Another Fort
and The Retro Fort!
Wednesday, October 6, 2010
Get serious with this business card.
It’s perfect for dietitians, cardiac surgeons, lawyers, morticians, hostage negotiators, air traffic controllers, and more. Your Dad never had a business card this cool.
It’s time to get down to business with this unique business card. Get your name out in cheeky fried food style. Will you win some business card drawings, I can’t say but who wouldn’t want to reach for the bacon! Bring home the bacon with the bacon business card.
It’s time to get down to business with this unique business card. Get your name out in cheeky fried food style. Will you win some business card drawings, I can’t say but who wouldn’t want to reach for the bacon! Bring home the bacon with the bacon business card.
Today’s tee is perfect for writers!
Don't you wish your name was Paige Turner? then your books would really sell. This t-shirt is perfect for authors, poets and people really named Paige Turner. Turn pages and heads with this great design
Tuesday, October 5, 2010
The Daily Tee Presents: Retro Shoes of the Day!
Today’s shoes have a swanky retro feel. Be classy and sport a pair.
Today’s T-shirt is so spoiled
Spoil yourself or someone else with Today’s T-shirt. You don’t need to spend a ton to be oh so spoiled just get someone to give you a massage some champagne and strawberries, a box of bon bons a nice steak dinner and of course this sassy t-shirt of the day. Oh so spoiled!
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