Today’s tee really really wants your attention

This baby is bored. Bored with all those cheesy baby signs you still occasionally see on minivans. This trend was hot in 1987 people. Is the baby 23 and driving the minivan?

Our FREE Christmas gift to you!

Merry Christmas here is a FREE gift!

Do you often get invited to white elephant parties but your gift doesn’t stand out and always gets picked last? Here is our gift to you a free pdf of white elephant wrapping paper. Just print out as many sheets as you need and wrap your present or use it to cover up a generic gift bag and give it that white elephant flair no one else will have.

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Feel free to use it and tell your friends about this link and the T-shirt Fort, but don’t re-distribute this pdf or try to claim it as your own. Also don’t try to sell it. It’s a free gift.

Of course inkjets are expensive and if you don’t want to waste it you can buy an even more deluxe version (in the form of flyers you tape together)

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One hand was harmed in the making of today’s shirt!

The hand was ok though, Patches only left deep lingering internal scars in her wake. No I am kidding again. I think she was just ticked off because we were all out of Friskies ocean whitefish dinner or something.

Today’s T-shirt bites back!

Why just rock shades when you can rock some killer shades. They are so totally radical they are badical! That’s right I said badical. Deal. Pair this design with your killer awesome wicked sunglasses today. It doesn’t bite!

Today’s Holiday t-shirts are swell

Today’s shirt is snowed in

Get the fever. Cabin Fever. Are you snowed in on a Saturday Night? Dance those blues away put on your boogie shoes and hustle like its 1978!

Today’s Holiday t-shirts will warm you up!

I love peppermint mochas. Ahhh yeah!



Season’s Eatings. Yum Yum!
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This one really cooks. Let’s face it he’s baked.

The bear is golden and today’s t-shirt is too!

This republic is rockin. Broke but Rockin. The shades wearing grizzly knows it and so do you. Whether you are from California, or have just visited it commemorate this great state with a rockin flag inspired style.

Today’s holiday t-shirts will make you laugh

Pass it to dasher. He is a dasher!

Today’s t-shirt really cooks!

It's time for some winter grilling at it's finest in Lake Tahoe. What a great way to cook your Thanksgiving turkey or Christmas dinner. Plus there is plenty of snow to help cool down your drinks. Grill on!

Get some customized Cards!

Make it Merry with the holiday shirts of the day

bonus ornament

Today’s bonus holiday shirt goes great with a dole whip!

Tiki gods hate the cold but they love Christmas. And decorating their tiki tiki tiki tiki hut. You thought I was going to say room didn’t you. Well these tiki’s have yet to visit Anaheim. They are saving up though and you can help them in their quest by purchasing a funny holiday shirt.

Need Coffee now! T-shirt of the day and bonus mug!

Here is a cool tee for the writer who can't get started without a little pick me up first. For any writer who must have coffee before they can get those creative juices flowing.

Today’s Holiday t-shirt brought it’s A game

Bring you’re A game Caroling!

Today’s T-shirt thinks satellite radio is totally overrated

Pirate radio is everyone’s favorite kind of radio. So swab your decks, grab your parrot, walk that plank and turn it up! Arrrrrrr!

Today’s Holiday shirt is addicted to Call of Duty

Get into the holiday spirit with this funny reindeer gamer shirt!

Today’s Holiday t-shirt is politically correct.

Happy non denominational religion optional generic holiday type season if you are into that kind of thing.

Be sensitive to the needs of the peoples and cultures who are of a different cultural context than that which to which you are indigenous already. Wear this while you are chained to an innocent pine that you don’t want to become martyred as a Christmas tree.

Today’s t-shirt escaped the front yard!

Rolling with the gnomies. They have escaped your neighbors front lawn and are going for a total joyride with some 90’s era rap and hip hop blasting. One thing about the gnomies is they get totally stuck in your head. Who’s down with other peoples gnomies, yo gnome-ity!

Check out the funniest 80's site on the web!

the funniest 80's site on the web The Forgotten 80's had been like totally updated with more stuff you can't remember!

So stop on by, have a laugh and most of all don't feel old because the 80's were pretty much yesterday. Don't believe people when they say it was 20 or 30 years ago. Back to the future is so not 25 years old. The 80s just happened!


http://www.squidoo.com/theforgotten80s

Today’s t-shirt is greasy and fried and its totally taking sides

Bacon is so five minutes ago sausage is the fatty artery clogging meat treat of the now. Keep up with the trends you breakfast hipster you.

Bonus hat

Today’s t-shirt lacks self confidence

Stroke your ego with this humble design. It’s so modest. Wear it when you audition for a reality show.

Get ready for the new Harry Potter movie with some Official Harry Potter Swag!

Todays Shirt Mega Post: A bunch of tasty Turkey day goodness

Enjoy this mega post of Thanksgiving Treats!













What’s your role this turkey day?

T-shirt of the day middle of the night edition

Right now I can’t sleep (clown will eat me) so I thought I would add a shirt. If I ever do fall asleep when I wake up I am probably going to want some pancakes with maple syrup. Yum.

Vermont: we stack up real nice. This cute travel design features yummy pancakes covered in real Vermont maple syrup. Wear it to breakfast or for a nice walk in the woods.



Today's tee really stacks up! Have a good morning.

Check out a new Vintage Life blog post

There is a new post at my other blog The Vintage Life all about the Gap. So if you have fond memories or not so fond memories of a certain khaki filled shopping experience why not check it out? You will get to find out what thje store originally looked like.

Today’s saucy Tee has a double meaning

Today’s T-shirt has a double meaning can you figure it out? Get this cheeky design today.



Everyone loves a cliché shirt or gift with a shocking double entendre and a snappy retro image. It’s shocking its sassy, it’s been done to death! Don’t be a cliché mock the status quo instead.

Link of the day: The Ultimate Thanksgiving Survey

Do you love Thanksgiving? Are you all about the dark meat or do you prefer the white meat? How do you like your potatoes? Is cranberry sauce your thing? Are you the one person who actually likes green bean casserole?

Find out how your tastes match up with the rest of the country by taking
The Ultimate Thanksgiving Survey!

Are you doing the cooking, are you getting on a plane or staying home. If you would secretly like to have pizza and cheetos instead of turkey now you can let your voice be heard. Are you the only one who doesn’t care about watching football on turkey day or is watching football all you want to do?

Go take the fun survey now and check out this delicious turkey day hat.

Now its time for a musical interlude and some Great Web shirts that aren’t mine

The last time I went to a concert the lines were so long you couldn’t even buy a drink without missing half the show. (stupid Oakland coliseum and your lack of vendors!) So I was thirsty the whole time and I never even found the t-shirt vendors. Good thing we live in the age of the internet because now you can get plenty of real band shirts right off the web. Like these.













Sorry Kids. I didn’t see a kiss koffin anywhere on zazzle or I would have added it here. I know that’s the one thing you all are clamoring for. Anyway keep an eye out for more branded stuff because its going to be a new feature of this blog.