Today’s T-shirt is fun, retro, and delicious!

Love is best when it features 2 straws and a milkshake! Enhance your love with some saddle shoes, a poodle skirt, chantilly lace, a purty face and of course your ponytail hanging down.

You don’t need an ipod to fall in love just a soundtrack provided by a jukebox that must be stocked with some choice tunes by Mr. Presley, Mr. Holly, and Mr. Orbison. If they are not on your jukebox its defective so send it back. You also need a copy of Rockin Robin but I am not really sure who that is by.



Puppy Love Strikes Again!
Fall in love the old fashioned way with 2 straws and a milkshake. This design looks super cute at the malt shop, the juke joint, or the high school sock hop. Pair it with your poodle skirt and go order a malted with 2 straws.

New Blog: The Vintage Life!

I have started a new non t-shirt blog that is a salute to awesome vintage goodness like vintage Hollywood, music, flea market, garage sale and thrift store finds, and more. If you like retro and nostalgia check it outhere

Also if you are wondering about the Veronica Retro part that name is a holdover from an old blog that I stopped updating. My name isn’t Veronica but my car’s is. Though its not really vintage. Unless you consider 2005 a classic year. So sign me up for the car show at the fairgrounds. Best in show baby.

The very first post is about a ghost I discovered hidden in the pages of the February 1953 issue. Don’t believe it? First read the blog then make up your mind.

The Vintage Life

Get A Head of the game with today’s mysterious t-shirt

You don't need to make a monumental effort to represent your love for that most mysterious of isles. You just need to get a great shirt or gift with this cool Easter Island design. Wear it in spring or all year long!

Unleash your inner brat with the shirt of the day!

Never grew out of that problem child stage? Throw yourself a tantrum, embrace your issues and get down with this problem adult design. You know you want to. Makes a subtle gift too!

New Marketplace for my Cafepress Store

Although I put most of my newest designs in my zazzle stores I still have my original cafepress store The T-shirt Fort. Now you can find these classic T-shirt Fort designs in a new marketplace at Nifty Gifter. My specific store link is http://www.niftygifter.com/store/tshirtfort.

Cafepress still has certain styles of products that zazzle doesn’t like clocks, pillow, maternity shirts and ornaments. So if you want to see more of my new designs on products like this support and get the word out about Nifty Gifter.

The cafepress marketplace doesn’t support its designers by allowing them to make a fair amount on their hard work which is why you can no longer find my stuff on their marketplace and why I don’t currently add new designs to my cafepress store. I am hoping nifty gifter will be an aid to all those who work hard on their designs and wish to sell them through various channels including cafepress.

Today’s shirt totally rocks the rink!

Be the roller queen with this retro style. It looks awesome while you play the numbers game, do couples skate, shoot the duck and do the hokey pokey on skates, Don’t forget about red light green light!

Random Product Link

I am not getting any money from product this but I happen to think this Horse Head mask would go perfect with this shirt

Today’s Shirts are a home run!

Today’s Shirts are a home run and I don’t mean the pie. Remember those. Yeah you probably haven’t had one since you were 12. Why not go get one and eat it along with some lik m aid fun dip, corn nuts, and a sbig gulp that has every soda in it. Finish it off with a wad of big league chew.

In honor of the boys of summer it’s time you joined the major leagues. Here is hoping your team makes the world series!











It looks like this turkey left an um drumstick behind. Maybe becuase he doesn't want to be eaten! Well then don't be so tasty dammit!

Today’s shirt is a light and easy favorite!

Ever hear a mostly forgotten song with lyrics so stupid you had to make a shirt out of it? No only me? Oh well since I am so weird please enjoy this shirt of the day it goes awesome with wet cake.



As inspired by a truly insipid song, don’t leave your cake out in the rain in the dark in a park. Just don’t do it. Get this design instead and wear it while you listen to your guilty pleasure playlist full of 70’s mellow gold.

Back to school mega roundup Part 2: College Life!

The professor says get ready for school with this mega roundup of funny college designs. They are perfect for freshmen, sophomores, juniors and seniors, frat boys, sorority sweethearts, dorm dwellers, big men on campus, 7 year permanent students, grad students and more! See you on campus.

How U doin? Let this shirt do the flirting for you! You don’t need to be named Joey to buy it.



State college: reusing the prison blueprints since 1892. All they did was remove the toilet from in between your dorm room beds.



Here is one t-shirt knows that higher learning starts in the dining hall.



Get on the varsity Bacon team!
Make higher learning have a higher purpose at Bacon University. It's got the best dining hall and varsity eating team around. Get a Bacon U. Shirt or gift today!

I forgot to apply to Harvard, Yale and uh the other schools in the Ivy Leauge (Is UC Riverside still considered Ivy League? What about Cal State Northridge?) Oops. Their loss.



Do you study the classics?


Once you leave the dorms your sheets are totally useless! (Well maybe not useless, you could make them into a toga.)


You mean you want me to register?


That’s how I enroll!


Ode to the Mini Fridge! What’s in yours? Don’t tell mom.


Theres a frat version too.


Got power strips. You will need power strips, and power hubs galore and while you are at it might as well pick up one of those weird pillows with the fabric arms sticking out of it.



Ante up for class and don’t fold out! This shirt matches a certain iconic Kenny Rogers song that I just know is secretly on your ipod.

Back to school mega roundup Part 1: Stuff For everyone!

Get ready for school with this mega roundup of great designs. There are plenty for college students and still more that are perfect for all kinds of students as long as they have a sense of humor. If you know any elementary school students, preschoolers, kindergartners, high schoolers, middle schoolers, teens, tweens, cool kids, club members, adults returning to school, for freshmen, sophomores, juniors and seniors, frat boys, sorority sweethearts, dorm dwellers, big men on campus, 7 year permanent students, or grad students get them a funny back to school shirt or a gift! See you on campus.

















Back to school means back to dancing. Get ready for homecoming and of course prom! (probably cant actually wear this to prom but it will rock the spring fling and enchantment under the sea dance!)











Stay tuned for a roundup of College worthy shirts and Gifts!

A So Cute shirt of the day and Dim Sum!

This design is so cute you need to share it with all your friends. Don’t like sharing then get them a shirt or gift too!



Here is a bonus binder just in time for back to school!

Today’s tee: A little flirt won’t hurt!

A little flirt won’t hurt! So get this fun t-shirt of the day! It’s perfect for art students, museum members, and anyone else who appreciates a real work of art.



You have the key to my art. Only you can unlock it. Fall in love with this cute and flirty design today.

For Friday the 13th: Today’s shirt was stalked by the paparazzi

Bring out your dark side with this all purpose morbid t-shirt. His/her movie roles/incessant lyrics about hooking up and breaking up/slam poetry/inspiring memoirs/crazy rants/tv cameo appearances/gravelly yet operatic singing voice/line of fashions sold at discount stores/ giant house with themed rooms/series of books totally spoke to me. I felt like I knew him or her personally.



Get out those candles and dead roses and go pay tribute to the latest dead celebrity. There is no need to rush out and buy the newest attempt to cash in when you have this design. It works for any of them. Get some style when you camp out by somebody’s walk of fame star with a box of tissues.

Today's T-shirt hates rude passengers!

Are you tired of hearing about that flight attendant who went crazy and quit yet. I hope the answer is no. No as in you never want this story to end he is totally your hero and you need a shirt that commemorates him. Lucky for you there is such a shirt and its right here. Now go buy one and don’t do anything rash because you may just end up a legend yourself.



Yell Beer Slide. Yet another flash in the pan t-shirt design for your wearing pleasure. It’s time to put away your don’t tase me bro, balloon boy, and Elliot Spitzer t-shirts and get with times man! This design looks best on the airplane slide with a couple of beers. Or you can wear it to your arraignment. Whatever.

Fall for Today’s T-shirt

I was going to post this in fall when the air was crisp and the scent of cinnamon wafts thru the air but then I thought…screw it! Pumpkin Lattes are good any time. Pie in a cup baby!

Today’s shoes are sizzling!

These awesome shoes have a pattern made of bacon! Everyone loves bacon the king of all meats. It’s meat candy. No pigs were harmed in the making of this tasty design. Remember to have a greasy breakfast and a happy day and to always wear your bacon shoes!



Bonus Shirt!

Today’s T-shirt is so not Jealous of Vegas

Vegas schmegas. Reno Sparks my attention. This cool designs represents Nevada's other gambling mecca. Get a something for yourself or a friend who like to do a little skiing in between losing money.

Go ahead be a rebel and wear this shirt in Laughlin. I wont tell. Put a quarter in the machine for me. (Not that they let you put actual change in them anymore but you know what I mean.)

Today’s t-shirt dedicates this next one to you!

Concert season is here. Get ready with this official looking logo of concert-dom. Sing every word to that anthem and don’t inhale to much of that smell wafting your way.



Where's your lighter at? Rock on with this cool rock and roll logo. It’s perfect for a concert or anytime. Let the world know you still rock on! See you at the arena

Coming Soon... More Customization Options

Lots of people want to add their name or spin on things to t-shirts and stuff. So we are adding more designs where you can do just that in our zazzle stores. Be on the lookout for t-shirts, business cards, and stationery designed to be customized by you.

Today’s T-shirt is surprisingly sweet!

I’ve gotta hole lotta love for you and for donut holes. MMMM donuts. Honestly who doesn’t have a love for that deep fried pastry goodness. Show your breakfast love with this cute donut hole design today.

SALE THIS WEEK ONLY

Zazzle is having a t-shirt sale which means you can save 15% off any shirt I feature in this blog, and any of my shirts that have yet to be featured as long as they are in one of my zazzle stores.
Here is how to get 15% off all t-shirt fort t-shirts! Use Code: BTSRULESHIRT

Ends Sunday