Wednesday, March 31, 2010

Just out: The world’s funniest bacon website ever!

The Sizzling Bacon Lens!

Don’t feel guilty about loving bacon. Embrace your bacon fever with The Sizzling Bacon lens. This might just be the funniest website about pork products ever. Are you on team bacon or team sausage? This website explores such topics as Eggs and Bacon. Bff? Sausage vs. Bacon, Carbs vs. Bacon and more. Will bacon come out on top? Plus you can buy all your favorite goofy bacon products not offered on the blog like bacon dental floss, bacon mayo, bacon lipbalm, a bacon boardgame and the infamous bacon wallet.

Oh and there are funny bacon videos too. Like this one: (warning swear words used at the end in a cheeky British Accent)



Here is a bonus video not on the site!

T-shirts of the Day Bacon Vs. Sausage

Pick a breakfast side!
How do you like your greasy unhealthy extra tasty salty breakfast meat. Are you team sausage or team bacon? Declare your allegiance in the breakfast food war. This design looks extra good when worn in a vinyl booth at your local coffee shop diner or greasy spoon. Wear it with a side of eggs!





Bonus Necktie And Skateboard!


This awesome tie has a pattern made of bacon! Everyone loves bacon the king of all meats. It’s meat candy. No pigs were harmed in the making of this tasty design. Remember to have a greasy breakfast and a happy work day with your awesome bacon tie!

Shoes of the Day: Best Bacon Shoes Ever!

You have seen the bacon wallet now you can rock some bacon shoes! These are the only bacon shoes I have seen that come in men’s sizes and as high tops! Plus No pigs were harmed in the making of this tasty design it’s an illustration. Remember to have a greasy breakfast and a happy day and to always wear your bacon shoes! Meat Candy!



Tuesday, March 30, 2010

We Got Deathstar! and Videos!

What is it about Star Wars and rap anyway? Enjoy these 2 funny videos. One is brand new and the other you probably haven’t seen since about 5 years ago but hey it’s a classic. We got deathstar we got deathstar we got deathstar.

Oh and I wish I had some parody Star Wars stuff for you to buy but Zazzle has an official Star Wars store so they won’t let us little fish even try to go there. Sigh.

The Galactic Empire State of Mind!


Star Wars Gangsta Rap!

The Shoes of the Day will bowl you over!

Today's shoes will bowl you over. Bowling shoes are ugly but shoes about bowling are cute! These shoes are better than actual bowling shoes because they are all about bowling. Show off your like for strikes, spares and turkeys today. No more gutter balls!

Today’s T-Shirt is A Novel tee!

Today’s T-Shirt is A Novel tee! Everyone loves a novelty especially when it’s a novel tee! This funny t-shirt is great for those who love to read.

Friday, March 26, 2010

T-shirt of the day and shoes of the day!

Here is the shirt

Are you sick of calling shotgun and never having anyone hear it? Get yourself a primo position in the front seat on every trip with an I call shotgun shirt or gift today. Dibs on the cupholder and radio!



and here are some happy fun food shoes for you to rock!

2 t-shirt videos for you to enjoy.

Here are 2 t-shirt videos for you to enjoy.

Here is the newest t-shirt video making the rounds.



and this one is classic

Thursday, March 25, 2010

Shoes of the Day! 80’s week redux

Yes I know 80’s week is history just like the actual 80’s but back in the day we didn’t have these!


or these

Today’s T-shirt will help you get a job!

Today’s t-shirt will help you get a job, and really what more could you ask for from your wardrobe than some gainful employment? Don’t waste your money on a career coach or a shifty headhunter get this design and network on! Oh and once you get a job tell all your friends you would be still on the couch if it wasn’t for the good people at the t-shirt fort. We are always looking out for you!

Tuesday, March 23, 2010

The daily Tee Presents A salute to snarky sayings

Here are you shirts of the day. Go tell the world about them!

I found my Passion… They are not hiring. Wear this to your burger flipping job!


Been there, done that, stole the t-shirt. This funny play on words shirt is not available in stores it's exclusively available on the internet, so you can't actually steal it, but you can buy it and tell all your little hoodlum friends you did a five finger discount.



Are you the question authority?
Question Authority. Go ahead ask me a question I'm the authority. This design pokes fun at the famous counter culture saying. Hey peacenick, go buy it yourself or trust someone over 30 to buy it for you.



If you don’t like or just don’t get this shirt blame my brother it was his idea. Not that he is getting any profits from it. Ok ok if you all buy enough of them maybe I will buy him a shiny new set of hot wheels. He was really into hot wheels circa 1982.

Monday, March 22, 2010

Watch this blog!

Watch this blog because more content is coming soon. Commentaries on life, more fun links, videos and of course lots of great t-shirts!

The Daily Tee Presents Shoes of the Day!

The sock monkeys have taken over the jungle and the angry hipster tiki gods are there too along with an awesome spewing volcano and a tropical vibe. Rock a pair of these totally original sock monkey shoes today!

Hey Kids! It's time for more stupid humor!

Who says sorting laundry isn't fun? It is when you have a classic sock ball fight!


Accept no imitations get the original I tried it at home shirt right here!
Doing all your own stunts is so 2002. Don't try it at home. Funny stick figure on fire shirt is perfect for anyone with a sense of humor and a lack of common sense

Friday, March 19, 2010

The daily Tee Presents A salute to stupid celebrity humor!

Are celebrities still obsessed with Kaballah and red strings and quasi-real religions? Yes, yes they are, and all of their guru’s are telling them that this look is the must have for
2010. After all they need to get the word back out about the Kabballah, the yogalates, the bran, protein, soy, macrobiotic, hummus, hot coconut oil fiber cookie diet and all the other staples of celebrity-dom that some have let fallen by the wayside. So omg! be trendy and hip get seen and spotted in this. Bring sexy back and tweet all about it!

Wednesday, March 17, 2010

Obscure Pop Culture Reference Game

It’s time to play the Obscure Pop Culture Reference Game. Your I love lamp and Vote for Pedro shirts are so over. Cult classics now rule the day.
Can you figure out these 2 movies?


Tuesday, March 16, 2010

The daily Tee Presents Another salute to stupid humor!

It’s time once again to get stupid and maybe even a little crude with these intellectual tees! Truly humor does not get more sophisticated than this. So buy one for all your intellectual friends to wear in the think tank!



You cannot see this shirt. It is a stealth shirt. It's the bomb, or at least the bomber. Not that it matters because you cannot see this shirt.



The Colorblindness test is now available on a shirt or gift. No need to pay high optometry fees just buy this funny shirt. No it is not just a big grey dot. It says something!

Friday, March 12, 2010

The daily Tee Presents: A salute to snarky sayings

I am a day late and a dollar short. So can I pay you in cliches?


Life is a permanent awkward stage!

Thursday, March 11, 2010

Funny organizational website and bags Galore!

http://www.squidoo.com/Organization_Secrets

Finally a website that teaches you how to get organized without having to sell your soul to the container store. All the secrets Martha Stewart will never reveal are right here plus a super cheesy John Tesh video all about getting your damn act together.

Spring Cleaning means get organized and bag it up!

Spring is almost here so get organized with some of our cute zazzle bags like these. Click on each one to see what styles are currently available!





The daily Tee Presents A salute to stupid humor!

Here is a couple of shirts for those of you looking for some true intellectual stimulation.

Let's Play Pollo! Tis truly the sport of kings. Truly humor does not get more sophisticated than this...Buy one for all your intellectual friends to wear in the think tank. Sorry but tortillas not available at this time



Stop staring it's only a bust. You make Beethoven very annoyed when you stare right at him. Don't make Ludwig angry!



Stay tuned for more t-shirts that make you feel smurt, I mean smart! We have enough to fill the entire closet of your dorm room at M.I.T.

Tuesday, March 9, 2010

Today’s T-shirt: So sick of winter!

Are you sick of those grey dreary days? Is the snow still up to your neck. Maybe you can will the gloom away with today’s tee. Bring on the sun!



bonus tie

Monday, March 8, 2010

A double dose of St. Patrick's Fun!

Get Lucky with Today’s First T-shirt
You are golden with this lucky green pot of gold design. It’s perfect for St. Patrick’s Day or any day. It goes great with leprechauns, rainbows, and green beer!



Or Get Lucky with Today’s Second T-shirt
Going green is so totally trendy but sometimes it can be a pain. I mean composting? Seriously probably not gonna happen people. Let’s make it easy this St. Patrick’s day go green with green beer. It’s even more fun if you are in Chicago by the river they dye green. Is that environmentally stable? Is that gallons of food coloring or what? Maybe it’s a river full of green beer. Cheers!

Wednesday, March 3, 2010

New Hot Products Shoes!

We have high tops now and you know you want a pair like these:



Or These

Get Lucky with Today’s McT-shirt

There’s Mcdreamy, Mcsteamy, McLovin, McDonalds, and even McDowells home of the golden arcs. This Saint Patrick’s day get lucky: McLucky with this funny tee. It goes great for that party you are going to at somebody’s McMansion.

Monday, March 1, 2010

T-shirt of the Day!

Do you ever find yourself watching one of those singer competitions and notice that all the criticism sounds pretty much the same after a while? I mean what does pitchy even mean dawg? Aren’t we living in the days of auto tune anyway? Perhaps you should just vote for the worst singer or the one with the most interesting fingernails. Then go buy yourself a cd by William Hung or maybe one of the Kardashians.